Bad Jokes

Too atoms are walking down the street.
One says to the other ..."I think I just lost an electron!"
The other one asks..."Are you sure??"
The First one replies...."I'm Positive!"

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other..."Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Two goldfish are swimming along in a river. They run headfirst into a wall. One of them shouts out! " DAM!"

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? ----- A flat Miner!

And so on.....